I mean, c'mon!... whataya want? Healthcare insurance?
For three minutes?
All you're using is your mouth... it's not like you don't have practice with that... with all the bitchin' you do.
Fuck off... I can use my hand and get better results!
It's just a fucking penis, fer cryin' out loud... don't act like you haven't seen one before, let alone stuck one down your throat!
And swallow that shit! I don't want to see you gagging... it makes me want to throw up! Stop with that "disgusted" face... it just makes it worse for the both of us. I mean really! If I wanted to see my fertilizer spread all around, I'd sprinkle it on my flowers. At least they'd appreciate some protein!