Smelly armpits, cleaned! Along with the rest of my body, of course.
An erection is a terrible thing to waste.
I got to thinking about that old "a mind is a terrible thing to waste" and I kept asking myself, is it the mind that's terrible? And if so, why would it be a waste? I mean, if you're going to waste a mind, it would be better to waste the terrible ones, right? You wouldn't want to waste the brilliant ones, or even the decent ones, right?
On a more serious note: B-sharp is the same as C, and F-flat is the same as E.
Hey, I could call myself F-flat-ric!
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The characters and events in this post are completely fictional. Any relation to an actual event or person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Well, except in that one incident...