Fucker crosses all lanes on the freeway just to cut me off so he won't miss his exit.
He goes a little too far, and somehow ends up in the emergency lane.
Decides to try to speed up in some sort of effort to appologize to me for having to slam on my brakes, picks up a rock and it slams into my windshield... so now my brand new truck has this nice big crack in its windshield.
Not a chip, which I could get fixed, but a fucking crack!
And to think that I thought my whole day off would be nice.