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The Top 5 Rejected Slogans Promoting Abstinence
5) Just because it's the most pleasurable sensation you'll ever feel in your lifetime doesn't mean you should rush right out and experience it.
4) The Pope does it -- now *you* can, too!
3) Abstinence: It's not just for quarrels anymore!
2) Don't think of it as less sex -- think of it as more time to watch Babylon 5 reruns.
and the Number 1 Rejected Slogan Promoting Abstinence...
1) You've come a long way, Baby -- for nothing!
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