The Digital Shutterbug (aryx) wrote,
The Digital Shutterbug
aryx

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How do you do I
See you've met my
Faithful handiman
He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the Candyman

Don't get sore now
By the way I look
Don't judge a book
By its cover

I'm not
Much of a man
By the light of day
But by night
I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual
Transylvania

Let me
Show you around
And maybe
Play you a sound
You both look like
You're pretty groovy

Or if you
Want something visual
That's not
Too abysmal
We an take in an
All Steeve Reeve's movie

I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry

Right!
We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry


Well you got caught with a flat
Well, how 'bout that
Well babies
Don't you panic

By the light of the night
It'll all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual
Transylvania

Why don't you
Stay for the night
Or maybe
A bite

I could show you
My favorite obsession

I've been
Makin' a man
With blond hair
And a tan

And he's good for
Relieving my
Tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual
Transylvania

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual
Transylvania

So
Come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with
Antici-pation

But maybe the rain
Isn't really to blame

So I'll remove the cause
But not the symptom
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