Phone manners. Whatever happened to those?
When I was in the 5th grade, my teacher brought in a set of practice phones, and she taught us some basic manners for using the phone.
If you call the wrong number, don't just hang-up; at least say something like, "Oops, sorry. I got the wrong number."
I don't want to hear a click after I answer my telephone or after I've said you've misdialed. A simple "Sorry 'bout that" will suffice.
I should start *69ing your ass and lecture you.