"I've only brought so many nerves, and I don't want you using them all."
"My opinion is that bad people come from families. If we outlaw families, we won't have bad people."
Something I said regarding that guy who killed himself at Ground Zero because Kerry didn't win the election:
"At least we have one less idiot in the world who won't be reproducing." -- I know, this one's not that funny, but you gotta wonder.