The Digital Shutterbug (aryx) wrote,
The Digital Shutterbug
aryx

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Don't know if I've posted this before:

How to give more than 100% at work.
Ever been asked to give more than 100% to work or a project?

What makes up 100% in life?

IF: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And, Look how far ass kissing will get you:
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

Whilst Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.
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