I tell people there are more important things to worry about than the pooch they have, or to know what to say when I'm asked by someone if her butt is big.
Then I turn around and tell them to worry about themselves first, before issues like handing money out to spangers or somesuch.
Maybe I should tell them just to get their priorities in order.
Maybe I should get my priorities in order first.
What are my priorities?
I question whether or not I am sane. After all, either I am sane and everyone else is insane, or: I'm insane, everyone else is sane, and because of my warped perception of things, I'm just viewing everyone else as insane.
Can I have a cookie?