The Digital Shutterbug (aryx) wrote,
The Digital Shutterbug

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Found some more "quotes" -- these ones are regarding death... mostly funny ones...

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers." -- Emo Phillips.

"Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive."

"In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal."

"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."

"The Earth is degenerating these days. Bribery and corruption abound. Children no longer mind their parents, every man wants to write a book, and it is evident that the end of the world is fast approaching." -- Assyrian Stone Tablet, c.2800BC

"Q: If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do ?
A: Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."

"It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens." -- Woody Allen, Without Feathers.

"I am so old that when I was young the Dead Sea was only sick."

"God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever."

"The idea is to die young as late as possible." -- Ashley Montagu

"Longest Live Burial World Record Attempt." -- From a tombstone.

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