The Digital Shutterbug (aryx) wrote,
The Digital Shutterbug

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During the length of their marriage, the husband of a couple always insisted that the lights be turned out during intimacy. For years, the wife always asked if they could be together with the lights on, during the day, or at least some candles lit, but the husband was uncompromising; the lights had to be out.
After years, the wife came up with a plan.
During the heat of passion when they were together again, she reached over and turned on the lights before he had a chance to stop her. Quite to her surprise, she discovered that he was using a dildo to pleasure her.
After she was able to catch her senses, she finally asked, "What's this all about?"
He replied, "I'll explain the dildo to you, if you explain the children to me."

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