He went in today to get his balls cut off.
It's okay, male calicos are sterile anyway. They have their chromosomes all out of whack: XXY instead of XY.
Years ago, my dad bought a grandfather clock. 3000 dollars. When he broke up with his girlfriend about 10 years or so ago, he left the clock at her house, mainly because he didn't have a place to put it. But before that had happened, he had told me and my sister that the clock was for me when I bought a house.
So, when I bought this house, I was reminded that the clock was mine, and I should go get it.
2 weekends ago, my mom, aunt and I stopped off at my dad's ex-gf's house to see if she still had it.