Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Banning the bra was a big flop.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogomy.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
Then I worked as a lumberjack, but I couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
When you dream in color, it's just a pigment of your imagination.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.