The Digital Shutterbug (aryx) wrote,
The Digital Shutterbug

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This just in:

Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery.

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Banning the bra was a big flop.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogomy.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
Then I worked as a lumberjack, but I couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.

When you dream in color, it's just a pigment of your imagination.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

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