The Digital Shutterbug (aryx) wrote,
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This journal has been placed in memorial status. New entries cannot be posted to it.

Because of current economic conditions, many companies are
contemplating mergers and acquisitions. Here are a few to keep an eye
on:

1. XEROX and WURLITZER. (They're going to make reproductive organs)

2. FAIRCHILD ELECTRONICS and HONEYWELL COMPUTERS. (The new company
will be called Farewell Honeychild)

3. POLYGRAM RECORDS, WARNER BROTHERS and KEEBLER. (The new company
will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker)

4. W.R.GRACE CO., FULLER BRUSH CO., MARY KAY COSMETICS, and HALE
BUSINESS SYSTEMS. (The new company will be called Hale, Mary, Fuller,
Grace)

5. 3M and GOODYEAR. (The new company will be called MMM Good)

6. JOHN DEERE and ABITIBI-PRICE. (The new company will be called
Deere Abi)

7. HONEYWELL, IMASCO and HOME OIL. (The new company will be called
Honey Im Home)

8. DENISON MINES, ALLIANCE and METAL MINING. (The new company will be
called Mine All Mine)

9. GREY POUPON and DOCKERS PANTS. (The new company will be called
Poupon Pants)

10. KNOTT'S BERRY FARM and THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WOMEN. (The
new company will be called Knott NOW)

11. ZIPPO MANUFACTURING, AUDI, DOFASCO and DAKOTA MINING. (The new
company will be called Zip Audi Do-Da)

12. MOTOROLA and ENRON. (The new company will be called MORON)
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