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Another one from godisdead.com

The Top 11 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers

11) Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.
10) Fetch command not available on all platforms.
9) Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
8) Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
7) Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
6) Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.
5) Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
4) Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
3) SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
2) Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg.
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