The preceeding 24 hours was brought to you by the word, Platypus.
Your life was brought to you by your mother and father.
The Earth has been brought to you by Cosmic Dust.
Death can be caused by the inhalation of Agent Orange.
While you're wasting your time by sitting there and picking your nose, someone else is getting laid.
hmmmm, seems that I have an infatuation with sex and death... I guess there is still a little goth in me after all. No more cloves times 2 weeks.