and remember what comfort there may be
in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and placid persons,
unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
and heed well their advice,
even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss,
Consider that two wrongs never make a right,
but that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on "hold."
Be comforted that in the face of all horridity,
and despite that the changing fortunes of time,
there is always a big future in computer maintenance.
Remember the Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend
Spindle and mutilate.
If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
especially with those persons closest to you;
that lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean
of most souls
would scarecely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love, therefore,
it will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth:
And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Hire people with hooks.
For a good time, call 606-4311:
ask for Ken
Take heart in the ever deepening gloom
that your dog is finally getting enough cheese.
And reflect that whatever misfortune
may be your lot,
it could only be worse in Milwaukee.
You are a fluke of the Universe
You have no right to be here
And whether you can hear it or not,
the Universe is laughing behind your back.
make peace with your god,
whatever you comceive Him to be;
or Cosmic Muffin.
With all its hopes and dreams,
promises and urban renewal,
the world continues to deteriorate.