> Cigarette :
> A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end
> & a fool on the other.
> Divorce :
> Future tense of marriage.
> Lecture :
> An art of transferring information from the notes of the
> Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing
> through "the minds of either"
> Conference :
> The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
> Compromise :
> The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
> believes he got the biggest piece.
> Tears :
> The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
> defeated by feminine water power...
> Dictionary :
> A place where success comes before work.
> Conference Room :
> A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
> everybody disagrees later on.
> Classic :
> A book which people praise, but do not read.
> Smile :
> A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
> Office :
> A place where you can relax after your strenuous
> home life.
> Yawn :
> The only time some married men ever get to open their