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Some definitions for 2002

(from an e-mail)

> Cigarette :
> A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end
> & a fool on the other.
>
> Divorce :
> Future tense of marriage.
>
> Lecture :
> An art of transferring information from the notes of the
> Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing
> through "the minds of either"
>
> Conference :
> The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
>
> Compromise :
> The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
> believes he got the biggest piece.
>
> Tears :
> The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
> defeated by feminine water power...
>
> Dictionary :
> A place where success comes before work.
>
> Conference Room :
> A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
> everybody disagrees later on.
>
> Classic :
> A book which people praise, but do not read.
>
> Smile :
> A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
>
> Office :
> A place where you can relax after your strenuous
> home life.
>
> Yawn :
> The only time some married men ever get to open their
> mouth.
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