The Digital Shutterbug (aryx) wrote,
The Digital Shutterbug
aryx

This journal has been placed in memorial status. New entries cannot be posted to it.

from an e-mail to me

> ALL THESE THINGS ARE TRUE AND YA'LL KNOW IT.......

> 1. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car

> 2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

> 3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

> 4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

> 5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain. (Amen to this one.)

> 6. A penny saved is a government oversight.

> 7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

> 8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

> 9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

> 10. He who hesitates is probably right.

> 11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

> 12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

> 13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

> 14. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?
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