March 9th, 2004

my lips

(no subject)

Don't know if I've posted this before:

How to give more than 100% at work.
Ever been asked to give more than 100% to work or a project?

What makes up 100% in life?

IF: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And, Look how far ass kissing will get you:
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

Whilst Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.
my lips

(no subject)

For all of you people who I met at Burning Man in 2003 and do not have an account here at Live Journal, I will be trying to get in contact with you in the next couple of weeks. I am (FINALLY) starting to write code for my website, and I want to upload pictures... lots of pictures. Not only that, but I said I'd keep in contact with you, and I really haven't kept my promise (SORRY!).
I don't expect that most of you read this journal too often (if at all), but if you do, can you please leave me your e-mail by replying to this post. Please, oh please!
Eric
(use the anonymous setting, but leave your name, as well)
(Oh, okay, you can also just e-mail me directly at
aryx at comcast dot net)

Thank you!
:)