September 4th, 2002

my lips

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I just got back from the eye doctor. My left eye needed a higher prescription, but my right stayed the same. But I already knew about the left.

Tomorrow, I get a checkup at the orthodontist. Maybe I can get my bottom retainer taken off... I'd sure like to be able to floss my front teeth.
my lips

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Ein kleiner Mensch stirbt nur zum Schein
wollte ganz alleine sein.
Das kleine Herz stand still für Stunden
so hat man es für tot befunden.
Es wird verscharrt in nassem Sand
mit einer Spieluhr in der Hand.
my lips

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