May 21st, 2002

my lips

(no subject)

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do
its own, entitled Survivor, Texas Style.

The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San
Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will then
proceed up to Del Rio, onto El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa,
Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft.
Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads,
"I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to
confiscate your guns!" The first one to make it back to Dallas alive
wins.