May 20th, 2002

my lips

(no subject)

I might drive up to Seattle in a couple of months.
Who all lives between me (Sacramento area) and there that would like me to visit on my way up?
my lips

ESKIMO

I'm the only gay Eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka
But all want to do is get into his parka
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

Well me and Muk-Fluk-Chuk-Buk, we both like blubber
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

I make a wish on the Northern Lights
That I can find a decent pair of whaleskin tights
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

And the seals they sing now...
[barking seals]

These cold winter nights are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the North Pole
(See the North Pole...)
I'm the only gay Eskimo
(Only gay Eskimo)
I'm the only one I know
(The only one I know-oh-oh-oh)
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe
my lips

(no subject)

Dear MCI,
If I was interested in your services, I would have signed up with you.
I am not interested in your service.
Please do not call me.
Kindly,
Aryx