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Words of wisdom from children

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10

2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Michael, 14

3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14

4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9

5. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. -Taylia, 11

6. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, 14

7. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. - Andrew, 9

8. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9

9. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9

10. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, 11

11. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. -Naomi, 15

12. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9

13. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10

14. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13

15. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8
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