My original idea was to have either a Black Rock Coast Guard station, or a Black Rock Navy.
For those of you who have not yet heard of Burning Man, this would be funny, because the event termed Burning Man takes place out in the middle of the Black Rock Desert, where there is no water, no plants, no bugs, no snakes... nothing. However, it is the bed of a prehistoric lake which dried up millions of years ago.
This is also a reason why I think walking around in a swimsuit and snorkling equipment, asking people if they know of a lake nearby, would be funny.
11 more days 'til I take off!
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