The Digital Shutterbug (aryx) wrote,
The Digital Shutterbug
aryx

This journal has been placed in memorial status. New entries cannot be posted to it.

Pick-up lines:

1. Goth: �Call me morbid, call me pale, call me yours."
or
�Do you practice safe hex?�

2. Christian: �Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?�
or
�What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?�

3. Sufferers of Attention Deficit Disorder: "Excuse me, but I just noticed that the color of your eyes reminds me of something I saw in Hawaii. I was walking on the beach and ... Oh cool! They have beer nuts here."

4. Incurable romantics: "I never believed in love at first sight until YOU walked into the room."

5. Sex fiends: "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?�

Let the hearer beware:
�If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.�

It is generally agreed that 'Hello' is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said 'Goodbye,' it could confuse a lot of people.
� Dolph Sharp
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