�Do you practice safe hex?�
2. Christian: �Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?�
�What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?�
3. Sufferers of Attention Deficit Disorder: "Excuse me, but I just noticed that the color of your eyes reminds me of something I saw in Hawaii. I was walking on the beach and ... Oh cool! They have beer nuts here."
4. Incurable romantics: "I never believed in love at first sight until YOU walked into the room."
5. Sex fiends: "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?�
Let the hearer beware:
�If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.�
�It is generally agreed that 'Hello' is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said 'Goodbye,' it could confuse a lot of people.�
� Dolph Sharp