I went to http://www.humanforsale.com to see what my value as a human was, and it told me that it sent me my value to my e-mail address... but after 3 hours, I still haven't gotten it. So I filled it out again and sent it to an alternative e-mail account, and I still haven't gotten that one.
I guess that means I am worth so little that it isn't even bothering to e-mail my results to me.
It probably had a devide by zero error or something. Maybe it doesn't know how to turn "Loser" into a monetary figure.
I think I'll pick some scabs off my face.