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church memo typos and misprints...

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 pm. Please use the back door.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

This evening at 7 pm there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and be prepared to sin.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Preceeds will be used to cripple children.

The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement Friday at 7 pm. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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